Ruling: 006 – Cheap shots when your team is losing significantly, or not, have no place in sports. 007 – The NBA whistle-happy referees with their new technical foul policy need to be flogged at the “discretion” of someone else as an appropriate response to their lack of “discretion.” Evidence: 006 – Dallas Mavericks’ Jason […]
Ruling: If saying you’re a fan of something warrants labeling you a red neck, then whatever you’re a fan of is not a sport. Thus, Nascar, fishing and hunting are not sports. (Evidence and reasoning below)
Ruling: There is nothing good about Cam Newton, hence there is no reason to like him (reasoning and evidence below).
Ruling: Hits that result in “Who is the current President?” sorts of questions are what the entire sport of football is predicated on. They are why middle-aged, has been, blue-collar Americans wait for countless hours in subzero temperatures in body paint and booze-induced rally cries! Man up or bow out, but don’t rain on the […]
Ruling: Stop slapping “gate” onto the end of every sports scandal. No sports scandal, or any scandal for that matter, will be Water-Gate so stop trying to relate the two. (Evidence and Reasoning below)
Ruling: Let it be known that hence forth black jerseys for teams who do not have black in their team colors are ridiculous and all those participating in the creation, distribution, purchase, or wearing thereof ought to be beaten with a burning black jersey from a team who has absolutely no business wearing a one. […]