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Cool NFL Helmet Debates: No Room For Cleveland

May 17, 2011 by

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ESPN.com ran a column today that ranked the top 10 NFL helmets.  Now, as many readers of the article already pointed out, this is far from the top NFL story, considering that whole lockout business.  Nonetheless, ESPN kept the story up as the first read on the NFL page and it dominated as the top […]

The Joke Is On You

April 19, 2011 by

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An article on ESPN.com recently detailed comments by Baltimore Raven’s receiver Derrick Mason regarding NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and his will to implement testing of Human Growth Hormone (HGH).  It’s no secret that the current NFL labor agreement predicament has brought out the ugly and dumbest comments from players.  Now Derrick Mason has come forward […]

Commissioner Ruling 004

February 24, 2011 by

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Ruling: There is nothing good about Cam Newton, hence there is no reason to like him (reasoning and evidence below).

Commish Picks: Super Bowl XLV

February 5, 2011 by

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After painstakingly suffering through last Sunday while watching the Pro Bowl, football fans can rejoice in the possibility of some actual football being played again this Sunday in Super Bowl XLV.  Check out what The Commissioners have to say on the outcome.

Commissioner Ruling 003

February 5, 2011 by

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Ruling: Hits that result in “Who is the current President?” sorts of questions are what the entire sport of football is predicated on. They are why middle-aged, has been, blue-collar Americans wait for countless hours in subzero temperatures in body paint and booze-induced rally cries! Man up or bow out, but don’t rain on the […]

Commissioner Ruling 002

February 3, 2011 by

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Ruling: Stop slapping “gate” onto the end of every sports scandal.  No sports scandal, or any scandal for that matter, will be Water-Gate so stop trying to relate the two.  (Evidence and Reasoning below)

Commissioner Ruling 001

February 3, 2011 by

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Ruling: Let it be known that hence forth black jerseys for teams who do not have black in their team colors are ridiculous and all those participating in the creation, distribution, purchase, or wearing thereof ought to be beaten with a burning black jersey from a team who has absolutely no business wearing a one. […]